Starting November 1st, “The Cell” as the White Sox fan likes to call it, is becoming Guaranteed Rate Field.

For Cubs fans like myself, this is g-rate news. The organization was unable to confirm if there will still  be a guaranteed rate of thousands $3 tickets available.

Man, I thought the Smoothie King Center – home of the powerhouse Sacramento Kings – was hard to roll off the tongue.

2017 is now home to the season of cringe-worthy promotions from a sub-.500 ballclub. Can’t wait until fans are bombarded with a “great rate on tickets.”