The 2016 NBA Media Day kicked off earlier this week, and we came away with some great material. Here’s the best of what was said on Monday,

Take notes kids, this is how you respond when your teacher asks if you did your summer reading.

Marc is Spanish, so technically he doesn’t count. I think.

The long two alphas.

Personally, I enjoyed it. Delivery left a bit to be desired, though.

timofey-mozgov-basketball-headshot-photo LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT!!!!

Tony’s correct, Delly plays in Milwaukee now.

Chris Berman danced less awkwardly to this song, think about that

Another year has passed, and DRose still lacks basic social skills. He’s your problem now, New York.