Day: October 17, 2016

Why Don’t Professional Athletes Care About Their Fingers Half As Much As Normal People?

Jason Pierre-Paul and Trevor Bauer obviously don’t mean that there is an epidemic on our hands (lol) but I mean, COME ON. I’ve had a drone fly over my head by about 100 feet and was pissing my pants the whole time. They’re louder than a TSA agent and that tells my brain to not touch it. Then again, I’m not a professional athlete. Like that’s not just embarrassing, you just cost yourself thousands and thousands of dollars and your team is going to directly suffer because you have a borderline-pervert hobby of peeping on people with drones. JPP’s gruesome...

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Why Don't Professional Athletes Care About Their Fingers Half As Much As Normal People?

Jason Pierre-Paul and Trevor Bauer obviously don’t mean that there is an epidemic on our hands (lol) but I mean, COME ON. I’ve had a drone fly over my head by about 100 feet and was pissing my pants the whole time. They’re louder than a TSA agent and that tells my brain to not touch it. Then again, I’m not a professional athlete. Like that’s not just embarrassing, you just cost yourself thousands and thousands of dollars and your team is going to directly suffer because you have a borderline-pervert hobby of peeping on people with drones. JPP’s gruesome...

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Trevor Bauer Leaves Game in 1st

Bauer, dripping blood and trying to cover it up by rubbing it on his dark blue jersey, was forced out of Game 3 because of the blood. The MLB does not allow any foreign object or substance to cover up a cut so the stitches were his only line of defense and they crumbled worse than the Cleveland economy after LeBron left. This might force Corey Kluber into action for Game 4 tomorrow on short rest. Less than ideal for Tito and the Indians. In case you weren’t aware, Bauer got the gash from a drone. Arguably the most...

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Big 12 Decides Against Expansion Here are the Winners and Losers

The conference’s university Presidents met Sunday and Monday in Dallas to discuss potential expansion. Obviously, the title says they decided against it. There were multiple reasons for no expansion the main two were the backlash against the potential addition of BYU because of their stance on social issues and that they stand to make $25 million per school from a television deal. The Presidents deemed that no potential expansion school would add $25 million worth of TV value. Let’s breakdown some of the winners and losers of the decision against expansion. Winners Current Big 12 Schools The current group...

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2017 Chicago White Sox Outlook

What an IDIOT. The Bullpen is seriously that good? Unreal statement from me. Between this and that Traitor tweet the other day starting to think maybe Vic Mensa is the real Chicago rapper. There’s A lot Going On Ruled! Album of the Summer! Now is not a fun time to be a White Sox fan, no getting around it. While the Cubs are out playing playoff baseball for the 2nd year in a row, we are doing things like getting scrutinized for hiring a damn director of player development. Seriously, this is the life we live. So, what’s our future...

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