— ABC News (@ABC) January 16, 2017
This is nothing short of terrifying (h/t to ABC and whoever shot this video, Kim Joiner?). How are humans supposed to compete with this so-called “alligator”. I tell you what, I have seen Jurassic Park at least 200 times and could have sworn this thing was used as a dinosaur. Were we all lied to in school when they told us the asteroids killed off all the dinosaurs? That sure as hell looks like one to me! I think the least shocking thing about this is that there are dinosaurs living in Florida. That state has a ton of its own shit to deal with, but I think exterminating all these should be priority number 1. Nothing unifies a state (or even country) like coming together as one to rid their land of beasts that could easily rip them in half. The last question I have about this video is now that we’ve found one of these massive animals, are there more out there?