Great! Those Celtics have fun don’t they? Those games must be a sensational time! Maybe they’ll get lucky and catch a t-shirt! Get these guys some soft pretzels and soda pops! Warms my heart to see such good friends get a chance to watch our finest athletes compete in a game of sport! Must be nice.

Here’s a fun fact: The Bulls played 10 guys in the first quarter of today’s game and they managed to put up 9 points. Even Taj Gibson took the time to tweet his thoughts on the Bulls. 

I’ve been told smh doesn’t mean scoring more hoops, which was news to me. Taj is right though, and I sincerely hope we don’t make the playoffs, because management needs a wake up call. Reinsdorf got lucky with MJ 30 years ago and he’s been living off those teams for two decades now. His idea of success is making the playoffs, surely a monumental achievement in a league where more than half the teams reach postseason play. Anything to show these guys that their idea of a plan is not working, and we need a change in direction.
We made some shirts for the occasion, because as the saying goes, put it on a t-shirt so I know it’s real.