Haley’s Comet. One of the rarest phenomenons that happens in our universe, comes around once in every 80 years. A phenomenon like the 5’2 220 pound LLWS superstar “Boog” Powell comes around once in a million:

I don’t think this kid can legally have any other name than “Boog”. Incredible. Just incredible. This plump slugger is going to be our president one day, and I can’t wait.