Seeing a lot of

Yesterday and today and a ton of “Tanner Roark sucks because I don’t closely follow anyone besides the Cubs and have never heard of him and therefore I’m gonna just assume nobody has ever heard of him”. 

Well, give me it. I want all the takes. I need them because frankly this post-season hasn’t been as much fun, I haven’t had that much hate in my heart for Cubs fans, they got their title, Quintana is on the team, they aren’t the prohibitive favorite this year, it just isn’t the same. I just haven’t been as rilled up watching them succeed, and frankly I have missed it and feel a little empty inside, which probably tells a sad tale of my life, but thats for another day.

Fear fucking not though, FanGraphs.com, my favorite website the majority of Cubs fans have never heard of, is here to save the day and revive just a bit of hate in my heart. I’m not where I want to be yet, but were getting there. FEED ME THE TANNER ROARK VS. ARRIETA TAKES

Lets check in with America’s favorite Cubs fan, Stool Fred and his loyal legion of absolute idiots.

LOVE the guy calling Tanner Roark a “dickballer”. Absolutely LOVE the ignorance.

Tanner Roark HR/FB%=13.4%

Jake Arrieta HR/FB%= 14%

Tanner Roark HR/9= 1.14

Jake Arrieta HR/9= 1.23

DICKBALLER!