I didn’t watch one second of this game. I haven’t watched a United States soccer game since Landon Donovan scored a goal against Ghana in the World Cup. All I know is that our best player is some guy named Pulisic and there’s no way that guy’s American. I am actually a fan of soccer, I just don’t care enough to watch it. BUT, and that’s a big BUT, I am literally in awe right now. What the hell is Trinidad and Tobago?! Are you telling me we aren’t going to the World Cup because we couldn’t beat a Caribbean Island?! Literally how does that happen. I don’t care if it was a game of hide and go seek, we should literally never lose to Trinidad and Tobago.

 

But, it gets even better.

 

We’ve got ICELAND all ready to rock and roll for Russia 2018. The 300,000 people of Iceland managed to scratch and claw there way in to the dance but the 323 MILLION people living in the States couldn’t get in. I have absolutely no explanation for how that is even possible, somebody please give me something. I don’t even know where you go from here but this is a monster blow for soccer in America. Trinidad and Tobago? Lord have mercy.