Author: bighank99

List of the Best Ogres and Dwarfs

In honor of the Astros vs. Yankees ALCS matchup and the inevitable Aaron Judge-Jose Altuve comparisons, I’m putting together a list of the best big guy-little guy combos in every major sport. Always remember friends, whether you’re pushing 5 ft 5 and have drawn comparisons to Oompa-Loompa Timmy your whole life or you’re 350 and none of your belts fit, you are all God’s children and Jesus loves you. NFL 5 ft 6, 190 lbs Darren Sproles and 6 ft 4, 340 lbs Marcus Peters.  Ted Washington and well, just about anybody. Back in his playing days, Big Ted was...

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SportsCenter Anchors Ruining Mornings – American Workforce Furious

Step in to your crazy uncle’s time machine and teleport back to, let’s say, 2003. I was ten years old, watched SportsCenter every morning before school, and absolutely LOVED it. It was a fast paced program that showed short highlights of EVERY sporting event that occurred the day before. The anchors were funny as hell, engaging, and always found something interesting to comment on – even for bottom of the barrel matchups like the the Tigers (43-119) vs. the Rays (63-99). The “Top Ten Plays” segment was absolutely electric. Hell, I would fake sick and just sit around rewatching...

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Why the Bears will shock the world vs. the over hyped, Hard Knocks Featured Bucs

The Bears were one catch away from upsetting the former NFC champs last weekend at Soldier Field. Murdering Mike Glennon led the boys to the promised land, but they just couldn’t capitalize. Sure, the Bears offense looked brutal most of the day, but there were some bright spots. Tarik “Could he go all the way” Cohen led the Bears in both rushing and receiving. Their defense bottled up the high powered Falcons offense for most of the day. And of course, Murdering Mike put them in a spot to win the game. The sole reason the Atlanta Birds of...

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“Expert” Fantasy Football Draft Recap

Howdy folks. The fantasy experts over at the premier sports blogging site, LMBF, had their fantasy football draft last week. I’m here to give you a brief draft recap. For the first 14 rounds I will give you the best pick and the biggest reach. The biggest reach is a nice way to say the worst pick. It is a 10 team league, .5 points per reception, with 1 QB, 2 WRs, 2 RBs, 1 TE, 1 Flex, 1 D/ST, and 1 Kicker. See the full draft below. LMBF Draft Round One Best Pick – (1) RB, David Johnson by...

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NL Central Playoff Race

With only 6 weeks left in the 2017 season, the MLB playoffs are fast approaching. Much to everyone’s surprise, the NL Central playoff race looks like it could come down to the wire. The defending champion Chicago Cubs have not successfully distanced themselves from the competition. Any time it seems like they’re about to heat up and start playing like their former selves they get shut out and lose a series to a sub par ball club. As a Cubs fan it has been an agonizing experience. The Cubs currently have a 1.5 game lead in the division, with...

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