Category: Basketball

That’s Some Bull$h!t: Team “Didn’t Compete” in OKC Blowout

On Saturday night, patrons of the United Center filled the stands to see several All Stars and hard-working role players, that despite a losing record coming into the night, had very high hopes for their future. I’m talking about the visiting Oklahoma City Thunder, of course, who entered competition Saturday with a 2-3 record.  The starting lineup of Russell Westbrook, Andre Roberson, Paul George, Carmelo Anthony and Steven Adams had fans salivating (back in Oklahoma) as they dismantled our rebuilding Bulls.  Meanwhile, on the other side of the ball, the lineup of Grant, Holiday, Zipser, Markkanen and Lopez “didn’t...

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List of the Best Ogres and Dwarfs

In honor of the Astros vs. Yankees ALCS matchup and the inevitable Aaron Judge-Jose Altuve comparisons, I’m putting together a list of the best big guy-little guy combos in every major sport. Always remember friends, whether you’re pushing 5 ft 5 and have drawn comparisons to Oompa-Loompa Timmy your whole life or you’re 350 and none of your belts fit, you are all God’s children and Jesus loves you. NFL 5 ft 6, 190 lbs Darren Sproles and 6 ft 4, 340 lbs Marcus Peters.  Ted Washington and well, just about anybody. Back in his playing days, Big Ted was...

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Lonzo Ball Did it Again; Drops Hottest Track of 2017

Out everywhere 🎵 Go check it out! #Zo2 pic.twitter.com/anKJw2b8WA — Lonzo Ball (@ZO2_) September 28, 2017 Damnit, Big Baller in the Building once again. Just when you thought the king had nothing left after Lonzo Ball Drops the Hottest Shoe of all time, The ZO2 Prime Remix’s., he went out and dropped the single best rap song of 2017. Just an overall banger. Only a matter of time until Calvin Harris makes a remix of it and its the radio hit of the fall. He just does it all. LISTEN BELOW And for all of you who think he’s just...

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I Threw Up in My Mouth Reading the Bulls Roster

Get the fuck out of here with that Roster. That is not an NBA team playing in the biggest basketball market in the country. I’m not joking the most noteworthy player is Zach Lavine, and people only care about him because he can do this And he is coming off a torn ACL! The best “non-injured more dunker than player” player is probably Robin Lopez? Nikola Mirotic? These dudes are the guys you put on promotional calendars and “See Red” Highway Boards!!!! Bored on a Late February evening? Well come pay $40 for upper deck seats and $20 for...

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