Category: Golf

Tiger Woods Cleared For All Golf Activities, Future Injury Inevitable

Tiger Woods has been cleared by his surgeon to resume all golfing activities with no restrictions after receiving back surgery 6 months ago. His agent has publicly said that he plans to take it “very, very slow” and that a return date is “not even a conversation at this time.” Making Progress — Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) October 15, 2017 As much as I would love to see a REAL Tiger return, it is just not going to happen. He is a medical MESS. His back is just so fucked up on top of his neck, shoulders, and pretty...

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Tiger Woods Was on a Shit Ton of Drugs the Night of His DUI Arrest

Well, as it turns out, Tiger Woods’ DUI arrest was probably warranted. The former golf star’s toxicology report was released to the public by the Palm Beach Sheriff County’s office, and get a load of the combination of stuff this cat was under: Hydrocodone, the generic form of a painkiller branded as Vicodin. Hydromorphone, a strong painkiller commonly known as Dilaudid. Alprazolam, a mood and sleep drug commonly known as Xanax. (The report also listed Alpha-Hydroxy Alprazolam, which is what Xanax becomes when it breaks down in the system.) Zolpidem, a sleep drug commonly known as Ambien. Delta-9 carboxy...

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Justin Thomas Wins PGA Championship, Ass Slaps All Around

The man who the PGA reminds us every week has been best friends with Jordan Spieth since childhood Justin Thomas now has something else to put on his resume: major winner. Thomas squeaked out a win on Sunday at Quail Hollow to claim the PGA Championship. Since everyone knows that golf is the most testosterone-filled sport out there, a couple ass slaps were bound to be given after Thomas’ big W: .@JordanSpieth coming out of nowhere! These guys are great. — Mike Sullivan (@MikeSullivan) August 13, 2017 Golf, also known for not being sexually prejudiced at all, wasn’t...

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Tiger Being Tiger: Pleads Not Guilty To DUI Charge

According to The Daily Mail, Eldrick “Tiger” Woods has plead not guilty to a DUI charge that he received almost two months ago after being found asleep at the wheel in Juniper, Florida. Woods was not present at the court hearing, in which his attorney Douglas Duncan turned in his not guilty plea on his behalf. The not guilty plea was apart of a deal with prosecutors under which Woods must attend a diversion program: Nothing more Tiger than this. They literally found him ASLEEP at the wheel and the guy pleads not guilty. I get that he claimed...

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Jordan Spieth’s Epic Walk-Off Shot Is What Golf Should Be

Jordan Spieth hit an ALL-TIME shot from the bunker on 18 to win the Travelers yesterday, and celebrated accordingly: Jordan Spieth's incredible bunker shot to win the Traveler's Championship was awesome. The celebration was even better. 🏌 — Dylan (@DylansFreshTake) June 26, 2017 Club throw.Rake throw. Perfectly timed. 💯 — PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) June 26, 2017 His long time friend and fellow golfer Justin Thomas called the winning shot on Twitter just moments before Spieth hit the tourney-winner: Wouldn't be surprised if @JordanSpieth just holed this bunker shot — Justin Thomas (@JustinThomas34) June 25, 2017 Golf desperately...

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