Trevor Bauer Leaves Game in 1st

Bauer, dripping blood and trying to cover it up by rubbing it on his dark blue jersey, was forced out of Game 3 because of the blood. The MLB does not allow any foreign object or substance to cover up a cut so the stitches were his only line of defense and they crumbled worse than the Cleveland economy after LeBron left. This might force Corey Kluber into action for Game 4 tomorrow on short rest. Less than ideal for Tito and the Indians. In case you weren’t aware, Bauer got the gash from a drone. Arguably the most 2016 sentence I have ever written. Here is a picture of Bauer laying his blood and sweat on the line for his team.



People forget: Gordon Bombay only coached the Ducks because it was a court order.

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  1. October 17, 2016

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  2. October 19, 2016

    […] I totally expected them to brush off the loses of Carrasco, Salazar, Brantley and Trevor Bauer Being an Idiot and go a quick 7-1 to take the AL crown. Seriously though, unreal performances from Andrew Miller, […]

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