Jason Pierre-Paul and Trevor Bauer obviously don’t mean that there is an epidemic on our hands (lol) but I mean, COME ON. I’ve had a drone fly over my head by about 100 feet and was pissing my pants the whole time. They’re louder than a TSA agent and that tells my brain to not touch it. Then again, I’m not a professional athlete. Like that’s not just embarrassing, you just cost yourself thousands and thousands of dollars and your team is going to directly suffer because you have a borderline-pervert hobby of peeping on people with drones. JPP’s gruesome incident at least is relatable because I love fireworks and he was exercising his rights as an American to disfigure himself. He probably cost himself millions of dollars but now he always has a story to tell and can probably walk into any firework stand and not have to pay for as much as a sparkler. Not exactly worth it but hey, now the cops will never be able to match his fingerprints to anything so there’s that.
Why Don’t Professional Athletes Care About Their Fingers Half As Much As Normal People?