I’m sitting at a bar tonight, when a friend asks about what team Jarome Iginla plays for. So naturally I take to google as I am unsure if he still plays in the league. Upon finding his Wikipedia page I noticed he has the most outrageous name on Earth. His full name is: Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla. There are SO many questions I have right now. Are these all family names and how the fuck does Elvis get in there? How of all these name does Jarome make it to the first name? Tig Iginla sounds like a badass. Damn good hockey name too. But obviously that wasn’t my call to make. We will just have to deal with Jarome and not realize that he has an unbelievable assortment of names.
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