The living, breathing American Dream John Daly won his first PGA Tour event since 2004 yesterday, winning his first PGA Tour Champions title at the Insperity Invitational. Flaunting American flag pants, Daly didn’t have an ideal end to his victory, as he shot three straight bogeys to end his final round, but nonetheless was able to celebrate the win in true John Daly fashion.

John Friggin Daly. Couldn’t script a more John Daly celebration than the one that went down yesterday. If you saw him walking down the street, you wouldn’t think that he would be able to do anything remotely athletic, let alone win a PGA Tour event. But he’s John Daly, and as long as he has a dart and a cold bottle of Diet Coke he might as well be Superman. He even got a tweet from the Commander in Chief himself Donny Trump.


(He’s gonna be able to buy a lot of cigarettes and Diet Coke with that $322,500 check.)