It’s been far too long since we’ve had ourselves a good ol’ fashioned BEEF in the world of women’s tennis. It really doesn’t get much better than this. In the blue corner, we have Caroline Wozniacki, who’s biggest claim to fame is that she once dated the incomparable Rory McIlroy.

In all seriousness, any guy after this curly haired, brooding (Northern) Irishman is a serious downgrade. And in the red corner, we have Maria Sharapova, arguably the biggest star in tennis, men’s or women’s. She has had the it factor since the second she set foot on the court, but I can’t exactly put my finger on why…

Here’s a real article on why they’re actually fighting but I personally couldn’t care less. I’m just hoping this erupts into a real blood bath that makes all the members of the Country Club sports world choose a side, like Captain America Civil War but with more billionaires.