Category: Golf

Hide Your Wife: Tiger Is Back (Again)

After what feels like decades away from golf, Tiger Woods is finally back. As we all know, Tiger is the most electric player in golf and moves the needle more than anyone. I was lucky enough to be born into the Tiger era and watching him absolutely dominate for an entire decade will never be duplicated. Unfortunately, knee surgeries, back surgeries, DUIs and oh yeah the whole affair with a billion women derailed his career. A lot of people that are tapped into golf and even current players thought he might sail off into the sunset and retire. If...

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Tiger Woods Cleared For All Golf Activities, Future Injury Inevitable

Tiger Woods has been cleared by his surgeon to resume all golfing activities with no restrictions after receiving back surgery 6 months ago. His agent has publicly said that he plans to take it “very, very slow” and that a return date is “not even a conversation at this time.” Making Progress — Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) October 15, 2017 As much as I would love to see a REAL Tiger return, it is just not going to happen. He is a medical MESS. His back is just so fucked up on top of his neck, shoulders, and pretty...

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Tiger Woods Was on a Shit Ton of Drugs the Night of His DUI Arrest

Well, as it turns out, Tiger Woods’ DUI arrest was probably warranted. The former golf star’s toxicology report was released to the public by the Palm Beach Sheriff County’s office, and get a load of the combination of stuff this cat was under: Hydrocodone, the generic form of a painkiller branded as Vicodin. Hydromorphone, a strong painkiller commonly known as Dilaudid. Alprazolam, a mood and sleep drug commonly known as Xanax. (The report also listed Alpha-Hydroxy Alprazolam, which is what Xanax becomes when it breaks down in the system.) Zolpidem, a sleep drug commonly known as Ambien. Delta-9 carboxy...

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Justin Thomas Wins PGA Championship, Ass Slaps All Around

The man who the PGA reminds us every week has been best friends with Jordan Spieth since childhood Justin Thomas now has something else to put on his resume: major winner. Thomas squeaked out a win on Sunday at Quail Hollow to claim the PGA Championship. Since everyone knows that golf is the most testosterone-filled sport out there, a couple ass slaps were bound to be given after Thomas’ big W: .@JordanSpieth coming out of nowhere! These guys are great. — Mike Sullivan (@MikeSullivan) August 13, 2017 Golf, also known for not being sexually prejudiced at all, wasn’t...

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Tiger Being Tiger: Pleads Not Guilty To DUI Charge

According to The Daily Mail, Eldrick “Tiger” Woods has plead not guilty to a DUI charge that he received almost two months ago after being found asleep at the wheel in Juniper, Florida. Woods was not present at the court hearing, in which his attorney Douglas Duncan turned in his not guilty plea on his behalf. The not guilty plea was apart of a deal with prosecutors under which Woods must attend a diversion program: Nothing more Tiger than this. They literally found him ASLEEP at the wheel and the guy pleads not guilty. I get that he claimed...

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Jordan Spieth’s Epic Walk-Off Shot Is What Golf Should Be

Jordan Spieth hit an ALL-TIME shot from the bunker on 18 to win the Travelers yesterday, and celebrated accordingly: Jordan Spieth's incredible bunker shot to win the Traveler's Championship was awesome. The celebration was even better. 🏌 — Dylan (@DylansFreshTake) June 26, 2017 Club throw.Rake throw. Perfectly timed. 💯 — PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) June 26, 2017 His long time friend and fellow golfer Justin Thomas called the winning shot on Twitter just moments before Spieth hit the tourney-winner: Wouldn't be surprised if @JordanSpieth just holed this bunker shot — Justin Thomas (@JustinThomas34) June 25, 2017 Golf desperately...

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American Dream John Daly Is A Champion Again

The living, breathing American Dream John Daly won his first PGA Tour event since 2004 yesterday, winning his first PGA Tour Champions title at the Insperity Invitational. Flaunting American flag pants, Daly didn’t have an ideal end to his victory, as he shot three straight bogeys to end his final round, but nonetheless was able to celebrate the win in true John Daly fashion. That winning feeling. Congrats to @PGA_JohnDaly on his first PGA TOUR Champions victory 🍾🍻 — PGA TOUR Champions (@ChampionsTour) May 7, 2017 John Friggin Daly. Couldn’t script a more John Daly celebration than the...

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Dustin Johnson Walks Off 1st Tee at Augusta

Right at tee time, Dustin Johnson walking off first tee and back toward clubhouse. Appears he will WD from the tournament. — Jason Sobel (@JasonSobelESPN) April 6, 2017 The World’s #1 golfer looks like he will withdraw from The Masters following a fall at his rental house yesterday. I watched him take his practice swings for about 20 minutes and he never really looked comfortable. He never seemed to be able to take a full swing and even walked off during practice for about 5 minutes only to return a few minutes later and take a few more swings....

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Tiger Woods and Donald Trump Play Round of Golf Today

Power couple of the millennium. Tiger has finally made his return to professional golf and unleashed one of the greatest Christmas pictures we’ve seen in a while. Xmas tradition that my kids love. Mac Daddy Santa is back! -TW — Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) December 22, 2016 This dude is all the way back folks, and there is no stopping him. Donny is going to help him with his power drive and that’s game over. Expect multiple top 10 finishes this year. Trump, on the other hand, seems to be quite the golfer himself with a 2.8 handicap. And...

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